Take Away a Man’s Right to Choose

“Masturbation is murder!” and “Life begins at erection!”

“OMG!  You just had a wet dream.  That’s a $10,000 fine and a year in the slammer.  ‘Baby killer!’  Plus some pro-life fanatic might shoot at you too.”

A relief to read these! Please, let’s inundate screens everywhere with these turnabout sex stories!