Category Archives: Aging

Golden Tampon Lifetime Achievement Award


A decorative work of art to commemorate that you’ve done your Tampon Time and you’re Free At Last!

This art object of a tampon symbol is beautifully hand crocheted out of metallic gold thread and hangs in a distinctive black shadow box.

Gold trophy labels celebrate “Golden Tampon” and “Lifetime Achievement Award”.

Give it to your partner or spouse, your best friend, or even yourself!

Makes a great menopausal gift or post-menopausal gift although it’s probably not a minstrel gift.

Celebrate newfound liberation with The Change! Freedom from The Curse! Get some of the best medicine, as they say. Laugh off those hot flashes!