Fiber genitalia, video, voice by Laura Mappin.
Words by Will Davis
Fiber genitalia, video, voice by Laura Mappin.
Words by Will Davis
In how many different languages can you say “Thanks for the Orgasm” ?
Can you match them with their languages?
French – Pig Latin – Braille – Dirty Portuguese – Tagalog – Spanish
German – English Texting – Finnish – Italian – Norwegian
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What is a house Bhutanization, you ask?
It’s my offering of fertility and protection by enhancing a wall space around your home with the image of a colorful energetic playful phallus or vulva.
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Where did I get this name “Bhutanization“?
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I sooo wish I’d had my camera with me recently. I was in the Mission around Valencia and 18th and I saw Sex Happening in the Middle of the Street!
You know how that street has this pseudo parking lane right down the middle? I have yet to figure that out except that I often see cars parked there.
Well, this night two big brown UPS trucks were parked back to back almost touching! AND packages were moving from one into the other!!
I wrote to Allan over at missionmission ’cause it was too funny. Then I apologized for being so entertained by the benign.
His response was even funnier:
“Oh don’t get me started on the benign. I saw a Cup ‘o Noodles balanced on top of a fire hydrant the other night — took pictures from three different angles because it tickled me so.”
I see he’s posted it here.
Then I wondered – who put the noodles there? Did they do it on purpose? If so, what was it? To give Allan something to photograph and a chuckle and a way through another few minutes of his life? Did they watch him? Or maybe they were trying to duck into a cab with their friends and the cabbie said no noodles in the cab …
But back to the UPS trucks.
I bet the UPS people have a word for that. they must plan those rendezvouz, don’t ya think? And how do they talk about it? Hey … uh … Jack … we … uh … gotta go do that thing with our vans … at 7 tonite … in the middle of Valencia … .
Nooo, they Must have a word for it. What Is It? Does anyone work at one of these places or have a relative they can ask?
Now I’m really curious but I’ve spooked enough people with my doily art – I’m gonna let someone else explore this time.
Let me know what you find out.
always wondered where little trucks came from, didn’t you?they came back the next day and parked the same way. I think they’re having an affair.
now, wait a few weeks (months?) and there should be some little chairs running … er, standing around.
how do bodily modifications in the name of beauty compare?
Sex is happening everywhere around us in plain daylight with no brouhaha. Here’s some I found during a visit to a friend’s apartment.
Now I wonder if I’ve been disrupting their reproductive cycle by emptying the bags.
Wanna contribute? send me a link to a pic you’ve posted.