Category Archives: Parts/Function/Emittance

The Golden Tampon Story

You might be surprised to learn that the idea for The Golden Tampon came from a guy. He suggested it after seeing my gold thread crocheted tampon art objects in among my collection of silver, white and red ones. He immediately thought of several women he would give them to.

At first, I cringed. But I knew he was being genuine and not trying to make a sarcastic joke. And I remembered stories in Egalia’s Daughters and the Great Menstruation Games and I thought, why not? It’s totally in line with all the other messages I muck around in. And it’s got a great positive twist for the whole tampon, menstruation, menopause terrain that we typically find fermenting under a dark crimson shroud of secrecy. Which of course makes for completely sensible and straightforward conversation whenever the subject does come up.

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So, my friend, a golden tampon lifetime achievement award it is!

Check out MUM, the Museum of Menstruation for so much more on the topic.

Bhutanize your House!

Free house Bhutanizations while supplies last!

      

What is a house Bhutanization, you ask?

It’s my offering of fertility and protection by enhancing a wall space around your home with the image of a colorful energetic playful phallus or vulva.

Of course, my version is a phallus or vulva photo-shopped onto an image you provide.

Where did I get this name “Bhutanization“?

 

Note: I may post non-identifying images on my website unless you give me permission to post images that look like “your house” or “your hut.”

Contact me if you’d like your piece of this free service!

Vagina Quilts

For the first time to my knowledge, Pacific International Quilt Festival 2004 (San Jose, CA) showed vagina quilts. Even listed them as such in their program. Near the bottom but not last.

If my memory serves me, there were 10-12 quilts in this category, of which a good number did resemble vaginas, well vulvae actually.

My first reaction was to want them to change the name. Then I wanted to see them have a vulva quilt section as well as a penis quilt section next time.

But after more thought, I’d really rather just see that we’ve all moved on to be able to use vagina, vulva, and penis representations in our quilts as we wish — for their beauty, for the message, for reasons we don’t really understand — without having to cordon it off over in this special permission corner of a show.

My hunch is this is done as much if not moreso for the viewers as for the artists. I suspect there is a small minority which would claim offense at turning the corner and being faced with a quilted vulva image, albiet beautiful, and spoil it for the rest of us. Or we could make this work in the other direction by expressing our appreciation to the quilt show organizers for showing these quilts and could they allow them anywhere in the show next year please.

I don’t see vagina quilts or anything of the sort listed this year. I’m looking forward to the next shows.

Silicon Valley

I’ve gone to many events at the Santa Clara Convention Center in San Jose, CA over the last 20 years. Most of them were for hi-tech seminars, symposia, fairs of one sort or another for this new suite of computer languages, that new application launch, some new business line.

I was usually interested in 3% of it and had to wade through crowds of dazed computer junkies or caffeine-blooded maniacs as well as over-the-top booth marketeers to get what I wanted. Ok, I admit, I was pretty well caffeine-blooded myself. As you’d expect, there were loads and loads of nerdy guys. There were women but they(we?) looked like the men(?). And we never had to negotiate long lines at the rest room.

So when I went to this same Center for my first quilting show a few years ago, I had to keep checking my bearings to be sure I really was where I thought I was. This Center had had such a dry feeling and now it was coming alive. There were so many women they turned almost every men’s rest room into a women’s room.

Then I saw a quilt called “Hysterectomy”. Holy quilt block, Batman! This is too much for one body to handle. Tears came to my eyes. Can there really be life in here? This is the land of the chip — the non-emotional, lie there and do stuff without making a sound, faster and faster, no complaining silicon chip. And now we’re going to talk about the body? And not just any body, but rather intimate parts of someone’s female body … that was in trouble?

Well, sure, I’m game but don’t you know, I felt like whispering, it’s not permitted. Big time. People around here just can’t tolerate it. They get very uncomfortable.

Slowly over the years I’d learned to tone it down too, to cover it up, to just Be Quiet about this stuff.

But at some point, something gave. That was just not going to work. Continuing along those lines kinda felt like death to me. And I started coming back to life. I think this show and this quilt in particular were a part of the turning point for me.

Of course, coming back had its embarrassing moments, like the time I told two coworkers at work I’d taken a shower on a recent trip and hadn’t closed the bathroom door and the heat alarm went off and I jumped out of the tub, soaking wet, running around the place to find a chair to hop up and take the battery out of the blasted thing. I thought this was hilarious. They looked at me as if I’d just grown antennae with eyes on the end of them.

I wanted to say, “and you’re naked under your clothes,” but thought better of it. Poor people to be locked up like that.

I can still remember that Batman moment. Thank you to whoever expressed herself through that quilt and entered it into that show. We don’t always know how we affect each other.

Coloring Book for My Perfect World

cuntColoringBook.jpgTreat the natural as ordinary to decrease our human angst about it.

Ahhh…  we have coloring books for all the other parts of the body.  What if we had respectful ones for all our parts?  What if we grew up in this environment?  What if we saw these since day one? how did I miss this?

The cunt coloring book by the late Tee Corinne has been around for about 25 years and I’d never heard of it till now, thanks to an artist friend suggesting I might like Tee’s work.

On the Last Gasp page that offers this book for sale, it says:
This item contains adult content. If you are under 18, please leave this page.

But their writeup for the Gangsta Rap Coloring Book with a thick line art gun on the cover, says nothing of adult content.  However, it does say “The juxtaposition of the outlaw image of the rappers with the childlike innocence of a coloring book makes for an instant laugh.”  Huh???

Why the vulva is off limits to under 18 in our culture while the gun is not is beyond me.  Make them both equally accessible, one way or another – either of these is better to me than the way it is, yes?

Anyway, I went looking for what else I might have missed.  I searched for coloring books of vaginas, vulvae, cocks and penises.

I found The Big Coloring Book of Vaginas and The Big Coloring Book of Cocks, both by Morgan Hastings – hard to find more about this author.  both are more cartoonish than the Cunt Coloring Book.

Imagine if we all grew up with comfort about all parts of our bodies.  I think I am more likely to win the Nobel Prize than to get my mind around all the implications of that.

And yet I still wonder – could we do this?